Jesh, that's right...You heard me...I pre...prepose a drink...A drink to my leg *downs half a bottle of Rum and then pours the other half on his peg leg*
...And I'll *hicc* tell you shumfing else for free, that would have really, really hurt pouring Rum onto my leg if I had been soberer becaush my stitchesh haven't set. But what ya gunnah do, yarrharrharr... *slumps under the table*
....Jesh, it wozza good leg *passes out*