You know you've been playing PotBS too long when.....

It was inevitable... had to happen!!

I'll start off with:

Instead of earning Brownie points with your partner to get in their good books, you start earning Conquest points....

and raise it with a:

you actually use the word "Arrrrr" in a RL conversation

let's have yours!!

You know you've been playing PotBS too long when....

You ask your friends Nationality and you doubt anything not British.

You look around to see if anyone resembles a pirate.

Get suspicious when anyone speeks of Sol! (Sun in portuguese)

I am British and therefore have been asking my friends Nationality and distrusting them if they are not British for years!

Its a national past time!

:p

Instead of planning a holiday to Spain, you find yourself drawing up invasion plans instead.

When going down the street you always curse loudly at the wind.

You find yourself staring at traffic lights and begin to panic when it switches to red - epsecially when a black car is behind you

You draw up next to stationery vehicles in your car and try to claim them as prizes

I get in the car to head to work and look for canvas and oak planks, in case I need repairs on the way!

you repeatedly hit '3' on your keyboard at work whenever you see the boss in an attempt to kick him in the nads!

Captain Perseus Hamilton wrote:

you repeatedly hit '3' on your keyboard at work whenever you see the boss in an attempt to kick him in the nads!

OMG so true! In my case I also try and /claim but his "boat" is locked by an electronic alarm.

you read the word "NO" in a sentence and think ....."Naval Officer?.. that doesn't make any sense at all"!